Carlin demolishes everyday values and yet leaves you laughing out loud. Some features of WorldCat will not be available. I sincerely believe that if you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem.

I think that speaks for itself. http:\/\/www.worldcat.org\/oclc\/150351163> ; http:\/\/purl.oclc.org\/dataset\/WorldCat> ; http:\/\/www.worldcat.org\/title\/-\/oclc\/150351163#PublicationEvent\/new_york_hyperion_1997>. Please choose whether or not you want other users to be able to see on your profile that this library is a favorite of yours. There are no 'winners' Arguing and fighting with someone you love is hard. Filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny. This is what I know; Divorce sucks. The Brain on Fire Community Note includes chapter-by-chapter summary and analysis, character list, theme list, historical context, author biography and quizzes written by community members like you. No one cares about a bunch of people killed by a number. … And the irony is impressive: Healthy people, trying to look healthier, make themselves sick. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like it. no matter how you care to define it, “Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.”, “My mother would say, 'Why are you always playing alone?' ', “I've begun worshipping the sun for a number of reasons.

0 with reviews - Be the first. From nonsense such as "Eventually there will come a time when everyone is in a band" to the ultimately profound "It is impossible to dry one hand," you'll get a look inside Carlin's mind, and you won't. (not yet rated) [George Carlin] -- The veteran comic shares some thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assumptions, and assertions about the … With its erudite appeal, Brain Droppings is perfect for listeners looking for a quick shot of brainy merriment as well as long-time Carlin fans seeking a bigger dose of his entertaining take on life.

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'200 Dead as Number Three Slams Ashore' is not nearly as interesting a headline as 'Charlie kills 200.' That kind of thing makes me happy.

New York is a large man saying, 'Fuck you!”, “It's not in the mainstream media yet, but the biggest jump in skin cancer has occurred since the advent of sunscreens. But again, because of the small budget, in science class we couldn't afford to do experiments in order to prove theories. And I certainly have no interest in fixing them. The subject field is required. 'For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I'm going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. I'm fuckin' serious!”, “And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a legal right to execute me.”, “I don't have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. Filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, Brain Droppings is infectiously funny. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account.

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Summary: Brain Droppings, our short littly pithy quoted adages and false intellectualisms that run the gyre of Facebook and Twitter, where human discourse becomes less about communicating and more about being, however briefly, recognized, where the greatest compliment is not …

Brain Droppings was adapted for audio by Carlin himself and comes with the inimitable Carlin timing and delivery-making it clever, laugh-out-loud humor. "Seven Things I'm Tired Of" (geeks with Walkmans, clothing with writing on it, having to read cloud descriptions in a book).

Get this from a library! And interestingly enough, I have found that the prayers I offer to the sun and the prayers I formerly offered to 'God' are all answered at about the same 50% rate.”, “There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”, “THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.”, “If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.”, “No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. When the sun returns, I will resume my life. All rights reserved. You may send this item to up to five recipients. (not yet rated)

Don't have an account? I have always viewed it from a safe distance, knowing I don't belong; it doesn't include me, and it never has. Copyright © 2001-2020 OCLC. You may have already requested this item. He's just sayin' that stuff.' The less said about it the better.”. From nonsense such as \"Eventually there will come a time when everyone is in a band\" to the ultimately profound \"It is impossible to dry one hand,\" you\'ll get a look inside Carlin\'s mind, and you won\'t.\"@, Be disappointed. http:\/\/www.worldcat.org\/oclc\/36084460> ; http:\/\/www.worldcat.org\/oclc\/607849071>, http:\/\/www.worldcat.org\/title\/-\/oclc\/36084460>. All you had to do was suspend the logic and reasoning you were being taught in all the other classes.”, “There are women named Faith, Hope, Joy, and Prudence. You'll learn what he thinks of sports fans, how he would improve the TV networks, his suggestions for Legal Murder Once a Month, and his plan for World Peace Through Constant Dancing. It seems only right. Welcome back.

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